Severus Snape to Market Line of Hair Care Products….No Great Success Predicted
Severus Snape, former Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor and Head of Slytherin, is reportedly determined to market his own brand of low-priced hair grooming products writes bella_bellatrix, special correspondent. when interviewed yesterday, Snape argued “its high time for someone with a real sence for hygiene to produce a line of easily applied hair care shampoos and conditioners that truly work, for those select few deeply imersed in the Dark Arts, and with little time for self-grooming.” the brand is to be called Severus’s Easy-On Speedy Soaps.
Text by Bella_Bellatrix. Image by Ryan.
